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Still not king

  • 08:04 I have 15 pounds to drop before 3pm. I am checking Angie's List and Craig's List for a liposuction surgeon who works quickly. Heh. #
  • 11:43 Animal Planet is on TV in the vets office. I must say that, for some reason, Praying Mantises having sex always makes me very nervous. #
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