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From Twitter 03-12-2011

  • Oh, Brighthouse, I do seriously abhor and despise your Internet service. If Fios were available here, you'd be a distant memory.
  • Every time I see an open field I think 'that would be a good place to launch model rockets.' Is there something wrong with me?
  • At a folk music festival with a bunch of really old hippies. REALLY OLD! I MEAN ANCIENT.
  • Old hippies wear Adidas.
  • - Not a hippie. Close, but not quite.
  • - Folk music kills dogs.

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  • I was wrong. Most of the old hippies are wearing New Balance sneakers.

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