12 days ago I took over your world while you were all distracted by this Michael Jackson person! I hope you enjoy my dominion over your puny planet!

Hahahahahahahahaaaa!

Yours truly,

Ming of Mongo

...is a good way to get tossed off my LJ friends list.

Yes. This.

I saw "Night at the Museum: The Battle for the Smithsonian" last night. Cute movie. It's fun to watch Hank Azaria chew on scenery and explain why Darth Vader is lame. But one little thing bothered me to the point of blogging about it.

I can't really expect a movie to explain the intricacies of the value of pi (especially when it has already been done in movie form http://www.pithemovie.com/pi.html ) But it kind of irked me when Ben Stiller's character and Amelia Earhart were discussing pi with Albert Einstein (in multiple bobblehead form) and Einstein said the value of pi was 3.14159265 exactly.

Argh!

No. I'm not a math geek. No. It didn't ruin the movie, but c'mon, would it have hurt to have Einstein say "well no, not exactly, but close enough."

Michael Jackson dies and takes the Internet with him.

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My neighbor's bike.

My neighbor is a cop.

Looks like finances won't let me attend C15 this year.  I thought I might be able to swing it, but the finances just aren't there to allow C15 and GothCruise. It's still on a boat, on a boat, etc.

I am going to start saving for C16, though.  Utah sounds like fun.

Star Trek fan Joe Nelson hopes to pitch long and prosper.

 via batty_ 

WELL THIS AIN'T STAR WARS, THIS IS AS TREK AS IT GETS
I'M A DOCTOR, NOT A PHYSICIST
DON'T YOU EVER FORGET

Then do what she says. Okay?

http://users.livejournal.com/batty_/1356533.html

What does one wear to a house closing? Tie and tails? Ripped jeans and a dirty t-shirt? Sack-cloth and ashes? Please advise.

I spent my first night in my new home last night. Josie and Anime seem to have settled right in. Anime spent the first few hours under the bed and Josie ran aorund like a nut for a while. Josie loves the floor to ceiling windows in the solarium.

Today, my cable and Internet will be installed. Then it is back to Tampa for cleaning and more moving.

I realized that I am in the middle of nowhere when it comes to proximity to people I know, but relative to Seminole Heights, this place has so much more in the way of diversions. More later.